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Always Time to Run Half Marathon, Houston, TX, January 26, 2020

Number 74

Today, I ran my 74th half marathon in Houston. Yep, just one week after running the Houston Half Marathon with 25,000 running fanatics, I made the late decision to run another one.  I ran this half marathon from the Rice Military area of town, along the Buffalo Bayou to Minute Maid Baseball Park and back. The half is called the “Always Time to Run Half” and benefits the Give an Hour Foundation which focuses on providing free and confidential mental health care for our veterans, and their families.

I agree, there is always “Time to Run.” I started my running career in high school as I ran with the cross country team in the fall of my senior year to prepare for wrestling and track season in the winter and the spring. No football for me that year.
Like others, I have experienced some athletic success in my life. Unlike others, my successes happened infrequently and without my help. My accomplishments have always been unexpected. Accidental for that matter. In fact, most of the truly magical sports moments in my life have come not because of me, but in spite of me. Again, accidental. I could write them on a 3X5 card. It’s a short list.

Mind you, running as an accidental athlete isn't without its rewards. Some runners can predict their training pace and race pace with great accuracy. For the accidental athlete, however, every run can be like a blind date. Some are extraordinary. Some are forgettable. And a few are truly laughable. (BTW: I went on one blind date in College: It fit the third description and was with a gal who “used” me to get to a Neil Diamond concert at the Greek Theater in LA).

For the accidental athlete, every run or race holds both the promise of enlightenment and the threat of embarrassment. Each mile has the capacity to embrace us or punish us. Every run or race has the potential to be a celebration or a humiliation. The excitement comes in never knowing for sure which it will be. The preverbial “Box of Chocolates.” 

Yet, despite that, there is always Time to Run. Number 75 is on the horizon. I don’t know where or when.

Finishing the last mile at the Houston Half. It ALWAYS hurts!
 

Aramco Houston Half Marathon, Houston, TX, January 19, 2020

Race #73

Holly, Thomas (Holly's brother) and I ran the Houston Half today with 25,000 other crazy people under blue, yet cold skies.  All three of us pushed hard but the massages afterwards exposed many muscles that were stressed to the maximum.

Below is a Dr. Seuss type poem I wrote depicting the event:

Mikie, there is the start line, that's the start,
So toe the line and get set to dart.
You must go far, please go far,
The end of the race may have a bar! (oh sure...)

If your wee legs can go fast,
This race may not last and last,
Yet you are old and without blast
I hope you can survive and last, survive and last.

Mikie, give it all you got I say,
Weak you may be, it may be that way.
But you must go, yes you must go.
So make it so, please make it so!

Trudge those miles at near 0% grade,
You will not fade, you will not fade.
Don’t say I can't, for I know you can,
You must, you will, you certainly can. You the man!
The leg pain is now nearly past,
You can run and run, and impress the cast!

Your body is on fire, you say,
That is what happens when God makes you pay!
You ask how this could be?
Who lit the fire, the fire you flee?
You say, not me, not me?
You say not I, not I.
You ask how long til you die? (especially at mile 12)
Two hours and fifty to say goodbye.

Mikie may I suggest a course to take?
You could, I think, quite safely make.
Drink the water and the Gatorade,
That will stop the fire and you will say Hurray! Hurray!

Think positive and please don’t desist.
We understand pain does exist. We get your gist.
But you can get your body to go,
Keep in the flow, keep in the flow!

The last two miles are so hard to do,
You really are such a poo!
Oh I hope you get there soon,
For you may be dead by Sunday noon.

But Mikie you are marginally strong,
You will succeed if you lay off the bong. (Just kidding-at least it rhymes)
You would not stop, you would not fall,
You would not slow, no, not at all!
You broke the tape and crossed the line
That chocolate milk will taste so fine!

Holly and Mikie after the race!