Slacker Half Marathon, Georgetown, Colorado, June 27, 2010

Race Number 37

This may make you vomit, but I could not stop my psychotic thought process. I took off on the Dos Equis beer commercial....... now you are going to meet ........

"The Most Interesting Runner in the World."

• When it is raining, it is because he is sweating heavily from a training run.
• When he ran the Slacker Half at 10,850 feet this weekend, .............angels appeared.
• When he was racing at the Slacker Half, he secreted pheromones. It was said it effected all the runners around him.
• He has been known to cure runner's knee by just walking into a room.
• His organ donation card also lists his feet, his calves and his hip flexors.
• His charm and running enthusiasm is so contagious, vaccines have been made to fend against it.
• Proper race bib placement does not apply to him.
• His blood smells like fragrant massage oil.
• At the Slacker Half Marathon, his legend proceeded him..... like lightening before thunder. There were ooooo's and aaaah's.
• If he were to race a letter mailed from Denver to Newport Beach, he would beat the letter by a full day.
  

MIKIE MARATHONER....... IS ........ THE MOST INTERESTING RUNNER in the WORLD!

"I do not always run in races to punish myself for being soooo egocentric, but when I do, I prefer running in half marathons. Keep running my friends!" (and keep reading this blog for those moments when you need to purge).

Time: 2:30:30. Lactic acid built up early at 10,000+ feet. No legs at the end.


Prayer List: Miles: 1-3: All my new friends at the Colorado League of Charter Schools. Twenty dedicated professionals working hard to support the 160+ charter schools in our state. Mikes 4-6: Jeff Johnson as he mourns the loss of his father. Miles 7-9: Marco Rafanelli as he serves in Kenya, Africa for the month of July bringing water to a poor community. Miles 10-13: Shelby Griffin... two years old, recovering from seizures and still in the hospital after three months.